Top 10 signs you know you are fat..

You know you are fat when...
1. Your mum says that you look fat in your new hairstyle.
2. Your friend's mother say that you are 'big-sized'. =D
3. Your friends say that you 'look better now that you have put on weight.' in THAT kind of tone.
4. Your nickname in school is 'Blubber Boy'.
5. You seem to bump into things more often and take up more space than usual.
6. You are saying 'Cold meh? Cold meh?' while people have icicles forming off their noses.
7. You realise that you are spending A LOT more time bathing as there is more surface area to cover.
8. Your foot sinks into the ground when others are practically prancing away.
9. You spend your holidays 'nua'-ing at home, basically eating and sleeping and eating and sleeping.
10. Your name is Jeremy Chua Wei Yang.