Eternal 883

I don't care if it seems inane, or if it seems like over-the-top consumerism, or if it sounds ridiculously wasteful, because I need a new pair of jeans like I need a slit in the wrist. But I want a pair of Eternal 883!!! Good thing the Japanese Yen is so strong right now, and also the fact that I have no disposable income, or any income for that matter, at the moment.